Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!
A: Her IQ goes up!
Q: Why did the deaf blond sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
A: So she could lip read.
Q: Why don't blondes ever get angry about blonde jokes?
A: Because they never understand them!
A: Because they never understand them!
Blond texts friend "what does idk mean?"
Friend texts back- " i don't know"
Blond texts back: "OK ill ask another friend"
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