Rajnikanth Obsession Part 2

Rajnikanth was feeling cold so he turned the sun on.

Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

Rajanikanth can watch a 60 minutes show in just 20 minutes

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

Hand sanitizers and gels claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost. 

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Rajnikanth did infact build Rome in 1 day.

Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

Rajanikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd- No one fools Rajanikanth.

Rajinikanth can handle the truth.


The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.



Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

Rajnikanth Obsession

Rajnikanth was caught on a highway for over speeding.. while walking.


Once Rajnikanth wrote a cheque.. The bank bounced.

Death once had a near Rajnikanth experience. Death still won't talk about it.

Rajnikanth knows Victoria's Secret!


Rajnikanth's Robot released. Rajni gives TIMES OF INDIA 3 stars..

Rajanikant once appeared for CA exam. The Institute failed.

Rajnikant's grave wont read RIP..it wil read BRB. 

Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out.

Rajnikanth died 20 yrs ago..death didnt have the courage to tell Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth can finish mario widout using d jump button.

Rajnikanth doesn't need anti virus.Virus needs Anti-Rajnikanth 


Rajnikanth counted to infinity.. TWICE


Rajnikanth can divide by zero


Rajnikanth knows who the mother is ...In 'how I met Ur mother'

Rajnikanth can handle the truth


Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

Rajnikanth defeated Bruce Lee in a fight, he hit Bruce Lee so hard that Bruce Lee split into two creating Jackie Chan and Jet Li.

Before he saw Rajnikanth, Karan Johar was straight.

Rajnikanth can answer a missed call