Facebook's the only place where you can talk to a wall and not look like a retard..! ;)
Facebook's only place where you can talk to a wall and not look like a retard
facebook: modern way of stalking someone! You can stare at them all day and they will never know!
I have moved. Come visit me on my new address- www.facebook.com
You laugh, I laugh.. You cry, I cry.. You jump off the bridge.. I update on Facebook!
The best moments of your life are to be lived.. not to be updated on Facebook!
Facebook should change it's Poke to be Punch or Choke!
If you had to choose- Facebook or Chocolates.. What would you?
Obsession- WTF= Welcome To Facebook
Facebook is like a refrigerator, you know there is nothing new in it, yet you keep checking it every now and then.
"To-Do" list for today- Eat. Facebook. Sleep
Why do people post 100 :( on their status when they don't wanna tell people what's wrong with them?
If you were a status, I'd like you!
What's the point of having a status if no one likes it? ;-)
You might be addicted to Facebook if you can't level up your Math score but can level up on FarmVille or Cafe World!
Drink triple, See Double.. & ACT Single. ;-)
You laugh, I laugh.. You cry, I cry.. You jump off the bridge.. I update on Facebook!
The best moments of your life are to be lived.. not to be updated on Facebook!
Facebook should change it's Poke to be Punch or Choke!
If you had to choose- Facebook or Chocolates.. What would you?
Obsession- WTF= Welcome To Facebook
Facebook is like a refrigerator, you know there is nothing new in it, yet you keep checking it every now and then.
"To-Do" list for today- Eat. Facebook. Sleep
Why do people post 100 :( on their status when they don't wanna tell people what's wrong with them?
If you were a status, I'd like you!
What's the point of having a status if no one likes it? ;-)
You might be addicted to Facebook if you can't level up your Math score but can level up on FarmVille or Cafe World!
Drink triple, See Double.. & ACT Single. ;-)
If you are not drunk.. you are not my friend.
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